Greatness

Here are 20 things that I think are great:

1. Heated car seats

2. Nail guns
3. Sliced bread (especially after living in europe)

4. Tupperware

5. Coffee Cups or Cups of Coffee

6. Not being in school

7. Goggles (and not google)

8. Steak

9. Headphones

10. Bread and butter

11. Pizza

12. Hot Tubs

13. Harmonicas

14. Invisible Font

15. Phoenix Suns

16. Trains
17. Free meals

18. Wood stoves

19. Powder

20. Long Johns (both kinds)

DO NOT TRUST:

Do Not Trust:

1. The Weatherman
2. Italian Trains
3. The French
4. CBC
5. Chris Pronger
6. Telus
7. Printers
8. Expiration dates on milk
9. My dedication to The Brian List
10. Telemarketers

What Makes a Sandwich?

No, I never did work for Subway, so one cannot say I am a sandwich artist, but I do know what turns two hunks of bread into something beautiful. Here are some ingredients that will take your sandwich to the next level.

1. Mustard - Number one for good reason. Don't know if you can call something without mustard a sandwich

2. Rye Bread- Dark or light rye bread. Adds another dimension of flavor.

3. Crisp, Fresh Cucumber - Cucumber must be added fresh or the water makes the sandwich soggy, which basically ruins it. Cucumbers add a bit of crunch that adds to the texture element of the sandwich

4. Turkey - Turkey is alright, but leftover turkey in a sandwich, WOW

5. Salt - Salt just brings out the flavor of everything, makes the eating experience that much better

6. Miracle Whip (Probably shouldn't mix MW with Mustard though, MW is more of a replacement for those who haven't learned to fully appreciated mustard)

7. Green Onions - Green onions bring a unique flavor that can't be replaced.

8. Alfalfa Sprouts - Makes the sandwich large, yet light. They are the perfect filler for a sandwich

Now go build a sandwich.